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Team-building activity? Group share? Forced fun?
Hard pass. This shirt says it for you.
Front:
“I’m just here to observe the reactions… and avoid sharing my favorite element.”
Because you're not antisocial—you’re just scientifically selective.
Back:
Science Squad
So they know you’re technically on the team… just not emotionally available.
Perfect for science teachers who live for the lab, not the icebreaker.
✨ Super soft Comfort Colors tee
💯 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit with no side seams = lab-approved comfort
🧪 Designed by a teacher with a beaker full of sarcasm
Wear it to PD days, staff meetings, and every “get to know you” circle you plan to escape with eye contact avoidance.
Add to cart and represent your squad—silently and with minimal interaction.
Science Squad Shirt - Funny Teacher PD Day Tee, I'm Just Here to Observe Shirt, Sarcastic Science Team Shirt, Two-Sided
$25.02 USD
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Flexible returns