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Giddy up, partner.
Teaching isn’t just a job, it’s a survival mission.
This wild west-inspired Comfort Colors tee features:
🐭 A tiny mouse cowboy
🦙 A very chill capybara steed
🌵 A few judgmental cacti
and the phrase:
“Ask Me About My Classroom Survival Skills”
It’s weird. It’s chaotic. It’s accurate.
✨ Vintage-style Comfort Colors tee
💯 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit, soft and breathable
🐾 Designed by a teacher for teachers (and chaotic animal lovers)
Perfect for first day of school, staff meetings, or those moments you’re five seconds from riding into the sunset (without grading anything).
Add to cart and saddle up, friend you’ve earned it.

Ask Me About My Classroom Survival Skills Shirt - Funny Western Teacher Tee with Capybara, Cactus Classroom Shirt
$25.77 USD
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