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Running on Coffee and Questionable Authority Tee
$25.77 USD
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You may be caffeinated, chaotic, and technically shorter than half your students... but you’re still the one with the seating chart and the final say. ☕
✨ Front: “Running on coffee and questionable authority”
🪑 Back: “Yes, you are taller, but I’m still the teacher. Sit down.”
✨ Vintage-soft Comfort Colors cotton
💯 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit with no side seams — comfy enough for lunch duty
🎒 Perfect for tired teachers, power-challenged professors, or anyone mistaken for a student but still runs the room.
Sizing: S–4XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Yes, coffee stains build character.