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I Teach Science Because I Have a Lot of Chemistry With Chaos Goosebumps Tee
$25.02 USD
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Enter the spooky side of science with a Goosebumps-inspired tee made for chaotic classrooms and curious minds.
This vintage-style Comfort Colors shirt is perfect for science teachers who thrive on experiments, explosions, and a dash of mystery.
📚 Front: “I Teach Science Because I Have a Lot of Chemistry With Chaos” — a nod to your inner mad scientist.
đź§Ş Soft, worn-in Comfort Colors cotton
đź’Ż 100% ring-spun, US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
đź‘• Unisex fit with no side seams = comfy for lab days or grading marathons
Whether you're managing lab disasters or embracing your chaotic good energy, this shirt brings the vibes.
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