Short Teacher, Not a Speed Bump Tee

Hallways: the wild, unpredictable obstacle course where chaos thrives and short teachers get run over like speed bumps. 🚦

✨ Front: “Bro, I’m not a student quit shoulderchecking me”
🚧 Back: “I’m a teacher, not a speed bump”

💯 Soft, vintage-feel Comfort Colors tee
👕 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit with zero side seams — because comfort > chaos

🎁 For every teacher who’s had enough hallway hustle and zero patience for student traffic jams.

Sizing: S–4XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach or dry cleaning — because ain’t nobody got time for that.