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“I Am Fluent in Allegories and Angst”
Plot twists? Trauma? Extended metaphors? Bring it.
Perfect for middle and high school ELA teachers who thrive in academic chaos, live for tragic protagonists, and have definitely said “this isn’t just symbolism, it’s survival.”
✨ Super soft Comfort Colors cotton
📖 Two-sided print (front + back)
💯 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit, lived-in feel from day one
🖤 Designed by a fellow teacher with a flair for the dramatic
Wear it to class, curriculum night, or while grading essays and questioning the meaning of life (again).
Add to cart and embrace your beautifully angsty teaching era.
Emo in Every Chapter Shirt- ELA Teacher Tee, Fluent in Allegories and Angst, English Teacher Shirt, Two-Sided Middle or High School Shirt
$25.02 USD
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