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Two truths and a lie:
✔️ I’m engaged.
✔️ I’m enthusiastic.
❌ I’m voluntarily here.
If this hits too hard, congratulations, you’ve survived one too many PD days, awkward icebreakers, and trust falls that were neither earned nor wanted.
This sarcastic Comfort Colors tee is made for teachers who’ve seen things… mostly in fluorescent-lit cafeterias filled with folding chairs and mandatory name tags.
✨ Soft Comfort Colors cotton
💯 100% US-grown, garment-dyed cotton
👕 Unisex fit, worn-in feel from day one
💬 Two-sided side-eye not included, but encouraged
🖤 Designed by a teacher, for other over-it educators
Perfect for back-to-school training, in-service days, and silently screaming through a “get-to-know-you” scavenger hunt.
Add to cart and skip the small talk, your shirt already said it for you.

Two Truths and a Lie Teacher Shirt - Funny PD Day Shirt, Icebreaker Survivor Tee, Teacher Humor Comfort Colors Shirt
$25.02 USD
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